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"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley) 10/09/2018 at 10:24 • Filed to: Morning shitpost

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Man, you get 1 speeding ticket for 15mph over and I come out of Starbucks to find this?

shop-teacher > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/09/2018 at 10:29

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Now they're onto you.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/09/2018 at 10:32

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/09/2018 at 10:32

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But what did you really do in starbucks?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/09/2018 at 10:33

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Hey, what armed robberies I commit are my business.

WilliamsSW > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/09/2018 at 10:36

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They probably got a tip that the place was selling drugs.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > WilliamsSW 10/09/2018 at 10:37

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So overt, they thought it was covert.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/09/2018 at 10:39

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wee woo wee woo

facw > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/09/2018 at 10:41

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/09/2018 at 10:46

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I hope you don’t wake up in Guantanamo Bay over a speeding ticket .

CB > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/09/2018 at 10:47

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It's to distract us all from the unmarked Tahoe beside it.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/09/2018 at 10:47

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I fully expect seal team 6 to kidnap me to a CIA blacksite.

Svend > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/09/2018 at 11:43

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I’m sure you’ll love Diego Garcia, lovely little atoll.

Sorry, Britain refuses to confirm or deny it and America denies it explicitly.

After this post, I guess I’ll be joining you there.

You bring the syrup and I’ll bring the bacon. Ay.